As with many fantastical settings, the more advanced and creative adventurers have found ways into Jaern's low orbit, creating objects and space stations up there via teleportation, science, and whale magic.

Its been long forgotten to time how (or why) the A.S.S. came to be specifically, but some details have survived to be recorded here. Originating in 2016, the A.S.S. is a space station, made out of the body of a slain, petrified and stone whale. With the help of A Rick Sanchez, it was launched into a stable orbit around Jaern. Rooms were sold for 100,000 silver each at the time, and a teleportation circle was created on the whales tongue which connected to the Seven Swords Tavern in Rougtero.

On appx 1/3/2560 (4/16/2026 Real date), likely near the 25 year anniversary of the A.S.S., adventurers were sent to steal some jewels from a museum. Specifically, the British Museum in London, Earth. While succeeding above and beyond in this endeavor, they also stole the entire museum by lifting it on the backs of 4 brontosaurus' and carrying it away. With the police, both confused and in hot pursuit, they teleported everything back to Jaern, where short deliberations were held. Between Ruefang and Midnights Rest, it was decided the safest place to put the British Museum was Low Jaern Orbit, accessible from the A.S.S. This was done with the help of a bribed Rick Sanchez again, who claimed (rightfully) that we were all insane. For prosperity, those who helped with this were, Mana, Nico Rico, Yamma, Neith, Oswald, Suiken (Flareon), NPC, and Mr. Morningstar. Some of the stolen relics inside include:

1. A complaint tablet of Ea-Nasir