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The house of lords today posted official notice asking for workers to help build the magic prison near the island of Lojem in the anti-magic zone that was once known as Lock Kylar.All types of workers are needed from teamsters to cooks, stone masons to iron mongers. Alderman Briggs of Prall will be handling all applicants from his dock offices in Prall.
08/10/10037
Well, those idiots in Gelia have got themselves in a real pickle this time. According to "bystanders" a giant greenish monster slaughtered Bernard Evans, an apparently renowed tanner, along with the rest of the boys at 'Ye Olde Leather Shoppe'. The now-Widow Evans is supposedly "overcome" with grief, and offering a big reward to find this "Evil beast".Yeah, right. If you ask this writer old Widow Evans hired a crew of those monkeys over in Rougetero to whack the old boy ,so she could carry on her "alleged" affair with one of Drasik's bootlickers.
But of course, we all know thats not the case. SO if anyone asks some monster whacked some nobodies in southam and we are all really sad about it.
- Hunter
[Editor's Note: The Centrali' times editor attempted to verify this story. He was told by Lord Drasik's doorman: "No Comment at this time, sir. Would you like a BLT?"]
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