September 17, 2016

Game Start Date
1/19/10071
Game Master
Andrew Zhou
Adventurers
Cal 'The Jackal' Tepiv (If it is your time to die, that you shall. If you need assistance please feel free to attack.)
Dante (Connoisseur of all things deadly)
Deus (Master swordsman, and owner of interplanar trade route)
Garen (Warrior & psion)
Halcyia
Lili (Cute dragon girl)
Tanis (Barrister Extraordinaire)

Hook

We're killing the demon!

Plot Synopsis

A strength of adventurers seldom seen, a dire mission dissolving demonic deeds.

Today at dawn they set forth
Through portal X, to land forlorn -
No hero had they to stay the beast
No hero had they in their time of need.

To the city! To the lord! They marched in glorious majesty
A sign of hope in this hollow tragedy
Dragon prey, demon fodder;
Death around near every corner.

*Words were had*

At the speed of Garen they approached the lair
Readied for war, may the dark beware!
blah blah poetry is hard. Someone write me a better one please.

So anyway, through great perils and trials they fought their way through the defenses set up against them. Surprisingly enough, they did not turn left at the first unknown opportunity, thereby missing out on a chance to die for loot. They fought the great hydra drayk first, where in the first round of combat its head was severed twice, yet somehow kept regenerating. It was almost as if some ungodly power was providing it with more life. Swing, swing, bite, chomp, fwoosh! And soon the beast lay dead and dissolved, leaving only its hide behind.

Mumbly mumbly handwave handwave, fight a thing, break some traps, to the demon!

Dante the demon hunter strode in, challenging Vexral, prince of hell. And Vexral being an evil monster set up a giant rock, and let Dante whack it.
Deus realized immediately that something was wrong - he had far too much practice hitting things that just wouldn't break when they should.
The others attacked his companion, who fled. Fight, fight, kill this guy, kill those adds, murder murder demons!

Realizing he was losing, he attempted to flee back to his own plane, but was followed by annoying psions. And a great fight broke out in his throne room, but was quickly ended because adventurers are damage cannons.
Bob was called in to afflict the plane, and so Hell has been closed indeterminably.

Yay for destructive adventuring!
Loot and favors were had.

Noteworthy Postgame Events