October 03, 2015

Game Start Date
Game End Date
Game Master
Nathanael R Priest
Selia (Angelic healer, herbalist, and lawfully good peace-maker.)
Daran Tomahna (Water mage)
Kurama Vulpes (Adventures for shinys)
Hooded man (The First Blood Mage)
Xander ()
Raz-Samantha (Nomad Troubadour)
Apollo ()
Alexander Starkweather


Starkweather needs you to pacify a dangerous vigilante.

Plot Synopsis

Starkweather recruits adventurers to bring a dangerous lunatic, dead or alive. Preferably dead. They search the docks and warehouse district of Westharbour and find a wackjob in a stylized bat costume. Selia paralyzed him, and he was tied up for delivery. The delivery was waylaid by a young woman wearing a similar costume and a boy wearing his underwear outside his pants. Foxface killed them both. Starkweather, pleased with the hasty resolution of his problem paid the adventurers, and offered them another job to be dealt with immediately, a crazy anarchist. The anarchist was wearing a smiling mask and a black town hat. Hooded Man killed him. They got their pay, and celebrated by spending the night in an extremely haunted hotel. Predictably, they woke up in hell.

The hotel in Hell comped their stay and gave them free breakfast, and the orc asked for chickens. He got the best of all possible chickens, and decided to save it for later. They headed towards a tower which rumors held had a wizard powerful enough to planeshift them. Sadly, they had to walk through the land of New Jersey, where the douchebags lie, in order to reach it.

Upon reaching the tower they came across a half-dozen Pit Lords. After party got done pissing their pants, they decided to try diplomacy, and the pit lords were revealed to be friendly. Party fought their way to the top of the tower, where the wizard offered them each a wish, and they went home.

Also there was a luau with the pit lords and at some point a chicken god showed up.

5000 eeps, 3k silver.

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