July 27, 2014

Game Start Date
07/24/10066
Game End Date
07/24/10066
Game Master
Wesley Powell
Adventurers
Trith (Mother of Drakos!)
Tanis (Barrister Extraordinaire)
Garen (Warrior & psion)
Seraphiel (High Priest of the Triforce, Sexual Deviant)

Hook

Wondering adventurers stumble across a game.

Plot Synopsis

Shenanigans occurred involving my bullshit and Mormons. Also Jesus Christ was involved. Everyone was turned into something funny. Trith became HIM from the Powerpuff Girls, Tanis became an anthropomorphically correct Deku Baba with arms and legs. Garen was turned into a little girl and Seraphiel embraced his Canadian roots.

People were turned into flowers, a septic system was sublimated from a liquid to a gas and the temple was turned into silt. Everyone got ice cream and someone found a talking stick. Jesus then ordered pizza for everyone and they played video games and got high together.

Noteworthy Postgame Events