October 10, 2026

Hook

Forklift Certification Part 2

Plot Synopsis

The Order of the Forklifts stopped time to recruit the eight adventurers. They followed the representatives from the Order of the Forklifts through a portal to Ley'ork where they were given their task. The adventures must convince the Evil Forklift Users Promoting Unsafe Forklift Operating Practices to actually follow safe forklift practices. The party watched a 16 hour forklift safety training video before setting off on forklifts to the Evil Forklift User's base. Orion turned Serena into a pile of sand for a minute. The party somehow arrived mostly unscathed (and therefore spent two hours getting through the exposition). They talked to the Evil Forklift Users Promoting Unsafe Forklift Operating Practices and were told they would have to complete tasks to gain the respect of the Evil Forklift User's followers. They completed these tasks including getting rid of Salt Man by Serena singing a really bad sounding song. They put on a really good performance at the end of their trials to show that safe forklift operating is cool. Rat was the one driving (or actually flying) the forklift in this performance. Rat, Mockelby, Orion, and an elephant became the new leaders of the group formerly known as the Evil Forklift Users Promoting Unsafe Forklift Operating Practices but now known as something else (the name is still a work in progress), Akale got a parking ticket. The party was returned to where they were taken from.

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