August 01, 2026

Game Master
Samuel Unzicker
Adventurers
Maris von Ricco (A science obsessed Empanian built from every Gothic horror story ever told.)
Leon
Null
Inara
Kaelen

Hook

John lichen/john legend/john madden/the architect/turkey/10 for 1 kills people

Plot Synopsis

John lichen ascends to his most power form, JOHN LEGEND EX
It ate-a the anna-belle
“I had to kill her, it’s the only way to get closer to Bozi”
Knows about Bozi because Fingers was here
“Until I can reach a form that’s big enough”
Briefly discuss the possibility of making jello out of criminals
It wants to be big enough to escape
“That sounds like a skill issue”
Spread the word of the sporeman bible
Null rolls 99 on dread of Aloysius O’hare
“I just wanted to tell you that I think you are the nicest lichen-person I have ever met”
This somehow works
It seems to be fixated on helping people achieve their dreams
It turns the lights out
The cylinder is in the pit, it used it to connect to the power and turn off the light
John lichen is a mass of animals, large gross-looking flesh pile of different animal parts
Amalgamation frankenstein ahh
Null and Kaelen laugh at John Lichen
He turns out all the lights, combat time
Null gets stabbed through immediately
Leon gets something shoved down his throat
Pockets within me absorb the healing
The lichen is healing off of me
T-Rex says sup to the evil ass skeleton aunt

Noteworthy Postgame Events