July 11, 2026

Hook

Deal with puberty, find mummies

Plot Synopsis

We find sleeping bags
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We see who falls asleep first at the sleepover
Null
Hears heartbeats
Leon
Do not wake up feeling revitalized
Loses jewelry including unit repository
Cough up a few ants
Units feel different (bad)
Headache
Leon spits up more ants because Sam doesn’t have a nebby plushie
Inara
Arms and legs feel gaunt
Paler
Jaw is sore (main thing)
Rune on chest is more red
Raye
Pinker
Thirsty
Drinking water does not help
Taller?
“spine bumpier”
Back + neck sore
Headache
Dreamed of Red Eye Barry (giant eye)
Weird changes
Annabelle wakes up and feels stiff
Loses amorphous
Skeleton hands are still inside her
Ouch
Lost the ability to form things in general or change shape
Venom symbiote is frozen
Annabelle corpse explosions the hands inside of her
Baja blast ad, but Raye is still thirsty
Leon’s ants are alive
Maris is now a triangle
Kushtau walks in
Climate radar is freaky
Kushtau is weird about it and then commits a microaggression
“I just assume all adventuring parties are polycules”
THREE WHOLE WORDS FROM JOHN LICHEN

Everyone else just hears “NOT”
People get resist cold
Leon looks for jewelry, finds only ants
Leon coughs up an uncle
People who did not step in blood have lichen on shoes
It’s very cold (shocker)
“You all are suffering”
Footprints: Clawed with a basic type of shoe wrapped around it
Something is wrong about them
They look like the idea of footprints
Hand passes through it, an illusion of footprints
To Inara’s right, a half-frozen mummified corpse stuck in the wall
Remains of a kleemudor
Leon casts cause of death
Feel a connection to it
It should not be working, and Leon knows that
Initial thought: Dying of exposure
Reach a little deeper, some kind of parasite that contributed to its death
Wearing leather clothes, bone spear, huddled from the cold
Leon loves feet it is canon now and I am making it canon because it is funny

Similar footprints
Seems like the parasite made it less cold resistant somehow
A second similar body above and further down
Not huddling together for warmth
John Lichen: Sleep (Null hears “let them sleep”)
Flesh discolorations in a weird shape
Rune
Null draws it on the map
Map is sticking to gloves, became slightly thicker and stickier
It begins to look like skin
Weak as fuck ice mummy implies the existance of strong as fuck ice mummy
John Lichen: Sleep (Null hears “let them sleep”)
If you get cold in the game you get cold in real life
Heartbeats
Small ant heartbeats in Leon
Faint heartbeats (10) towards base
“Cutting off your leg is always an option. That’s the Sam guarantee.”

The Sam Guarantee:
Your characters can be a polycule
Your character can have whatever fetish you want
Cutting off your leg is always an option
You can kill yourself at any time
Sam can rescind the Sam guarantee at any time
You don’t get to choose, you get all of them

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Naked as fuck ice mummy
Direct-to-owlbear memes
Strong as fuck ice mummy located
15 feet tall
Undead
Wearing Leon’s jewelry
It has a heartbeat
The mummy’s base is encased in ice
It is incredibly hostile
Raye casts Sense Hostility
strong as fuck’s aura is black
null’s is pink
other mummies have no auras
Raye goes to look at the temperature sensor
It’s encased in ice but otherwise relatively normal
The mummy begins to break free
Raye casts Keep Out on Leon

Noteworthy Postgame Events