Game Master
Shay Eaton
Adventurers
Kingsley Doyle
Cielle Faber
Zaphani
Yaupon
Kyroshi
Ujyaku
Hook
Nothing Bad Ever Happens At Woofdont #1
Plot Synopsis
The players made their way into Woofdon't University, a floating island University. They are greeted by a tourguide, and they make their way around campus, getting various bits of lore, including about a bird that heckles the students, and continuously returns to life. This continues until lunch, where they try to take a shortcut through the physics building's teleporter. This, however, goes wrong, as the bird tampers with teleporter, and they are sent to Woofdon't Universities underground tunnels/basement. There, the recieve a phonecall from their tourguide, and are instructed to follow "The Horse^tm."
The party leaves the room that they find themselves in, and stumbles upon some black sludge that becomes them to eat it (NOT ABYSSLINGS) which Kingsley does. The party then finds the horse, Freya's Umamusme, which runs past them. They then meet various nonsensical and bullshit references to things in and out of club, that are contained within the depths of the University. They then fight a few sledge monsters, and afterwards meet a sentient tree that not only gives them some advice, but also gives them a place to rest. The party then is able to move to the final room, where the embodiment of gluttony lies preparing to eat the Umamusame.
Noteworthy Postgame Events