Game Master
vvanasda@purdue.edu
Adventurers
Bosie
Hook
Are you an adventurer with combat prowess? Do you want an excuse to break things, test new spells, or otherwise hurt someone free of consequences? Then this may be the job for you! Here at Lithicore, we innovate in prosthetics and mining everyday, and our security is no exception to these innovations. The Lithicore Security Initiative is looking for brave adventurers to join the Lithicore family and test new designs, so that we can analyze and optimize them for future improvements. So come on down to Lithicore Ranch today, maybe you’ll even get a nice metal pair of legs of your own! *Lithicore Industries is not liable for any injuries, leyline poisoning, concussions, or death caused by our tests.
Plot Synopsis
Bjorn claims Ferdinand’s leg as a trophy, Null tries and fails to sway the personnel of Lithicore Industries to her impending hostile takeover by promising money and benefits she cannot currently provide, the revolution arrives and fires several missiles into crowds of civilians, Gaul Soodman topples the giant golden statue of Charles with fish hax, Bubbles helps spread a grease fire, and Bosie and Fingers emerge from their bathroom break into an active war zone. Strong B. Terry, Lithicore’s finest security grunt, is hot on their trail as they flee into the caverns beneath Lithicore Ranch. He will not forget any of this anytime soon, and after seeing the statue of the boss come down, his single brain cell has abandoned diplomacy.
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