Centrali' Times - Pim 7, 10025


Headlines

Pralls Strike

Responding to the increased security around the city that limits their access, the dwellers of Prall have decided not to leave their city anymore until these barriers are lifted. We interviewed "boss" Scotts outside Prall. He had this to say:
Until such time as we, the citizens of Prall, are once again allowed free and unrestricted access to conduct our trade, Prall, its people and its goods, will be withheld from your city. Let your garbage collect in the streets, your sewers rise up and drown you.

We have never asked for your respect or even that you treat us as the people we are. We have only ever asked to be allowed to conduct what business we want to do, that is to clean your streets, take away your refuse and do our share to contribute to the pride of our Island. You have taken that from us, so we take it from you as well.

Come not into our city, Prall is closed!

The reporter believes that it was only a matter of time before they showed their true colors.

Editorials

Need a New Assistant

It seems my worthless assistant has gone off to seek glory in the Pregada Youth Brigade. While I admire his patriotism, sometimes more good can be done with the quill than with the rapier.

In any case I need a new assistant or future issues will be as brief as this one. Must be able to read and write... it seems some light cleaning duties might also be required. Above all must be able to put up with a crotchety old man who demands things his way. You know where to find me.


Classifieds/Personals

Assistants Needed

Eminant Doctor needs Assistants to help keep him alive while he investigates a series of cattle mutliations on a nearby island. Meet at Spat's at noon on Pim 13th.